I feel so fortunate to be one of the lucky ones who is so grateful and appreciative to know such great synonyms for thankful.

I bought a cactus. A week later it died. And I got depressed, because I thought, Damn. I am less nurturing than a desert.

How fast does a zebra have to run before it looks gray.

I wear dark sunglasses when I want my head to look more like a limousine.

The clothes make the man. The children working in sweatshops make the clothes. Therefore, the children working in sweatshops make the man.

A lot of people like lollipops. I don't like lollipops. To me, a lollipop is hard candy plus garbage. I don't need a handle. Just give me the candy.

Earrings are the same as sneezes: Two is okay, but ten in a row is annoying. If you have two then, God bless you.

The worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades.

The digital camera is a great invention because it allows us to reminisce. Instantly.

A drunk driver is very dangerous. So is a drunk backseat driver if he's persuasive.

When you have a fat friend there are no see-saws, only catapults.

I have not known him long indeed, but I am much better acquainted with him than I am with any other creature in the world.

Just past hell lies paradise.Sometimes we have to remind ourselves of that.Serina Hartwell Author of The Hidden Saga

Come unto me all ye that labor and are heavy laden and I will give you rest.

I love myself so much, I simply cannot describe it.

You have to acknowledge a problem exists before you can actually go about finding a solution.

By the time I was in the fourth grade, I sounded exactly like my father on the phone.

You cannot dig a hole in a different place by digging the same hole deeper

With hidden powers of unknown extent apparently at his disposal, Curwen was not a man who could safely be warned to leave town.

I like spaghetti because you don't have to take your eyes off the book to pick about among it, it's all the same.

We have to keep the body in good health; we have to take care of what we eat and drink, and what we do.