I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's amore.

If this is just the beginning, my life's gonna be beautiful.

I was so drunk last night I fell down and missed the floor.

I don't drink anymore... I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle.

It was a woman who drove me to drink. Come to think of it, I never did hang around to thank her for that. 'Hey lady! Do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!'

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

Somewhere there's a someone for me. Though I may be lonely now, I'll see it through somehow, to somebody's heart I know I hold the key.

Blessed is he who keeps his hands from doing evil.

In the end, the slow decay of the body didn't matter. We all continue on, renewing ourselves, through our offspring. They are what matter. They are what survives.

The fear of God makes a hero; the fear of man makes a coward.

Literature is an avenue to glory, ever open for those ingenious men who are deprived of honors or of wealth.

If God thinks this state of war in the universe a price worth paying for free will...then we may take it it is worth paying.

The worst mistakes I've made have been the ones directed by sweet-natured hopefulness.

The liberal left can be as rigid and destructive as any force in American life.

People who think well, write well

I don't think I responded very well to the sudden celebrity, the sudden fame, and the loss of privacy.

Democracy not only requires equality but also an unshakable conviction in the value of each person, who is then equal