I feel strongly that I need to try to make my shows as real as possible. What you see is what you get.

I hate elitists. I hate conceited people. I hate pompous people.

Happy birthday Obamacare! Five years ago today you came into our lives and nothing's ever been the same since! Our insurance premiums have skyrocketed and our doctor choices have plummeted.

I don't know if many people know this about me, but I have multiple sclerosis. So I don't have time for a lot of shades of gray. I don't have time for BS.

There's nothing wrong or evil about having a bad day. There's everything wrong with making others have to have it with you.

I'm not wedded to covering the markets. I'm intrigued by the markets. If I can connect Main Street with Wall Street, then I've succeeded.

I've known attractive airheads, and I've known ugly idiots.

I want teachers to teach, and I want Oreos to be eaten.

I think God is a pretty fair guy, so tithing is a pretty fair process.

We're teaching our kids that attributes as vague and relatively meaningless as a toothy smile or a fine head of hair make a fine statement about a person.

My dad was a big believer in treating people well, oftentimes even when he himself wasn't well.

Do not confuse humility with humiliation.

It is always the adventurous who accomplish great things.

Be aware that the economy is not meant to control us ... we are meant to control the economy.

You are always damned by things that you do well as an actor.

The only people you and I are likely to know in common are people in the news - politicians, journalists and celebrities.

The end of education is to see men made whole, both in competence and in conscience.

The life I should be living had been mislaid through some clerical error by the cosmic bureaucracy.

Traveling would be quite perfect if only one could go home at night.

Personal style? I don't really believe in that. Whatever is comfortable.