I feel that I am entitled to trample all other considerations into the dirt in my pursuit of a satisfying pun.

When you are wrestling for possession of a sword, the man with the handle always wins.

The difference between stupid and intelligent people - and this is true whether or not they are well-educated - is that intelligent people can handle subtlety.

This is one of the two great labyrinths into which human minds are drawn: the question of free will versus predestination.

You should not believe a thing only because you like to believe it. We call that 'Diax's Rake.

To condense fact from the vapor of nuance.

Any property that's open to common use gets destroyed. Because everyone has incentive to use it to the max, but no one has incentive to maintain it.

See, the world is full of things more powerful than us. But if you know how to catch a ride, you can go places.

Constable Moore had reached the age when men can subject their bodies to the worst irritations - whisky, cigars, woolen clothes, bagpipes - without feeling a thing or, at least, without letting on.

And it happened all the time that the compromise between two perfectly rational alternatives was something that made no sense at all.

The difference between ignorant and educated people is that the latter know more facts. But that has nothing to do with whether they are stupid or intelligent.

Time doesn’t create change. The changes in your life will be in proportion to the decisions you make.

A great sense of humor is a great gift!

If you want to be treated like a mother, act like one.

God could not be everywhere, and therefore he made mothers.

Compassion for myself is the most powerful healer of them all.

Love, friendship and respect do not unite people as much as common hatred for something.

The authentic thing is to follow your heart, your instincts, your emotions. If you located yourself in an idea, your life would be lived very sadly.

Seek ye first the good things of the mind, and the rest will either be supplied or its loss will not be felt.

Thank God for the reality for which we were created, a moment-by-moment communication with God himself.

Just keep plugging ahead with your idea because the tide turns quickly.