I feel that if God had really wanted us to have enough oil, he would never have given us a Department of Energy.

Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.

Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people.

If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.

There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all.

If at first you don't succeed-try, try again. Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as timed-release success.

A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success.

Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!

Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.

Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.

Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

The labours of men of genius, however erroneously directed, scarcely ever fail in ultimately turning to the solid advantage of mankind.

Sometimes it's good to lose something/someone. Because we get what we deserve, not what we desire for.

For when you look at the ceiling, or down at the floor, when the trouble's before you, you're begging for more.

I would love to be a player today. I had the right personality for it.

I have a strong constitution which has served me quite well, though if I hadn't had such a strong one I might have led a more healthy life perhaps.

Future leaders will be less concerned with saying what they will deliver and more concerned with delivering what they have said they would.

Telling our stories is what saves us. The story is enough... The very act of storytelling, of arranging memory and invention according to the structure of narrative is, by definition, holy.

Choosing whom you love is the most political decision you can make.

Love is a lot like dancing; you just surrender to the music.

Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.