I feel that if a person has problems communicating the very least he can do is to shut up.

Life is like a piano. What you get out of it depends on how you play it.

Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down ? That's not my department.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

If I can't get people to commit themselves on whether or not there is a square root of two, then I won't touch on God or anything here

Political satire became obsolete when they awarded Henry Kissinger the Nobel Peace Prize.

On my income tax 1040 it says 'Check this box if you are blind.' I wanted to put a check mark about three inches away.

It is a sobering thought that when Mozart was my age, he had been dead for two years.

I went from adolescence to senility, trying to bypass maturity.

Always predict the worst, and you'll be hailed as a prophet.

If, after hearing my songs, just one human being is inspired to say something nasty to a friend, or perhaps to strike a loved one, it will all have been worth the while.

Healing stories are magickal tales born from personal tribulation and victory, which are then shared.

When we appropriate God's great enablers-His grace and His peace-we can achieve gentleness and calmness even during hard times.

Low calories and deliciousness can’t work together

Wit is the only wall Between us and the dark.

I have this amazing life.

Don't try to impress people. Always be yourself!

Donald Trump said women should be punished, that there should be some form of punishment for women who obtain abortions. And I could just not be more opposed to that kind of thinking.

Private enterprise creates; government destroys. That is the great economic lesson of our times and all times.

We're living in a time when people are struggling to appear perfect.

I'm pretty transparent and very honest almost to a fault. I don't hide anything or sugarcoat anything. I don't play politics because that means I'd have to lie. I'm just forthright in my whole being.