I feel very guilty doing magic because you're deceiving somebody.

The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit, the first to go, for obvious reasons ... were the fatties.

I had great difficulty in school interacting with others, and I took refuge in the contrived setting of play acting, which is what I still do.

I grew up in a secular suburban Jewish household where we only observed the religion on very specific times like a funeral or a Bar Mitzvah.

Every character I play has to be the hero of his own story, the way we're all heroes of our own lives.

I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'

No compliment is ever sufficient and every insult, of course, is true.

I have one female fan. But she lives with me. I'm not aware of any others.

Society will decide after the technology is created what we will and won't accept.

The happiest moments for me, creatively, are doing readings of a play around a table where there's no audience.

People ask me what my hobbies are in interviews, and I always say biking. But all I bike for is to get to rehearsal more quickly.

I'm not going to limit myself just because people won't accept the fact that I can do something else.

Don't ever tell anybody anything. If you do, you start missing everybody.

Kisses are a shared solitude.

Envy yearns to find flaws.

Like many Americans my thoughts and prayers are with the people of London. My deepest sympathies are extended to those who lost a loved one in the recent terror attacks.

The principal thing in this world is to keep one's soul aloft.

It doesn't embarrass me one bit to let you know that I believe Adam and Eve were real people.

Saying ‘No’ does not always show a lack of generosity and that saying ‘Yes’ is not always a virtue

Great moves of God are usually preceded by simple acts of obedience.

The unweary, unostentatious, and inglorious crusade of England against slavery may probably be regarded as among the three or four perfectly virtuous pages comprised in the history of nations.