I feel very humble, but I think I have the strength of character to fight it.

A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it.

A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?

No one party can fool all of the people all of the time; that's why we have two parties

I always like to go to Washington D.C. It gives me a chance to visit my money.

My idea of Christmas, whether old-fashioned or modern, is very simple: loving others. Come to think of it, why do we have to wait for Christmas to do that?

I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable tears into something bearable, even hopeful.

When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.

The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's really pissed off.

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

I don't do a lot of political jokes. Too many are getting elected.

most men know what they hate few what they love

From singing to acting to songwriting to mom to fashion designer! It's been quite an evolution.

Organized people are just too lazy to go looking for what they want.

Women are good for only one thing - lying on their backs.

Where all are selfish, the sage is no better than the fool, and only rather more dangerous.

Coming back after the layoff, I wasn't really sure what to expect.

My husband travels a lot with his job, so we have a lot of frequent flyer miles so we can hop on a plane with no notice. That's a nice luxury and he is very supportive

The greatest good suffering can do for me is to increase my capacity for God.

I know something quite sure. We'll never have peace with this Syrian regime. They'll never give us relief, and we'll never forget that.

There’s nothing better than an elegant cry of despair.