I felt audiences are happier to take comedy people who play darker people because there's a link between the psychosis of comedy and the psychosis of being a twisted character.

Religion and philosophy, philosophy and religion - they're two words which are both ... different. In spelling.

If there is a God, his plan is very similar to someone not having a plan.

If you've never seen an elephant ski, then you've never been on acid.

Guns don't kill people, people kill people, and monkeys do too (if they have a gun).

I just believe in the goodwill of people, the power of people to do something positive.

I grew up in Europe, where the history comes from.

They’re not women’s clothes. They’re my clothes. I bought them.

MAC gave me 55 lipsticks to test. These are the same lipsticks I got caught stealing by the police when I was 15. How ironic.

Never put a sock in a toaster.

I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.

A child can die even in the safest place on earth- its mother's womb!

O Lord, Thy Word, heals my wounds.O Lord, Thy Word, gives me hope. O Lord, Thy Word, strengthens my spirit.O Lord, Thy Word, revive my soul.

Conscience is a Jewish invention.

Evolutionary circles are one of the key social forms in which people are connecting and can connect to make a difference throughout the world.

Artists who say that they're artists: usually people who need a job.

Money is a machine for doing quickly and commodiously what would be done, though less quickly and commodiously, without it.

It didn’t matter where you were, if you were in a room full of books you were at least halfway home.

Aggies have a really interesting way of admitting defeat. We've never been outscored. We just ran out of time.

Insane sects grow with the same rhythm as big organizations. It is the rhythm of total destruction.

I am inspired by the films of Pedro Almodóvar, as they are funny, sad, and extremely weird.