I felt like my bubble gum card collection had come to life.

Learning is a gift, even if pain is the teacher

Marriage is a lot like the army, everyone complains, but you'd be surprise at the large number that re-enlist.

You can never have too many friends.

I'm a 'bleeding-heart liberal,' one of those card-carrying Democrats that Rush Limbaugh thinks is a communist. And I'm proud of it.

Too many actors have run for office. There's one difference between me and them: I know I'm not qualified.

With the exception of my wife and children, there's nothing I value more than my Oklahoma heritage.

The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

In my opinion, Arnold Schwarzenegger wasn't qualified to be governor of California.

I saw my wife at a pool, flipped over her, and 14 days later we were married.

We know what the surface of the moon is better than we know what the surface of the sea floor is.

The opportunities far outweigh the disappointments.

Dating in England is different. First of all because English people don’t like at all other people knowing them, and second, because English people are romantically impaired.

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.

Where confidence is wanting, the most beautiful flower in the garland of love is missing.

Long run is a misleading guide to current affairs. In the long run we are all dead.

If a country can't save itself through the volunteer service of its own free people, then I say : Let the damned thing go down the drain!

I was so in love with the idea of making people laugh for a living that I didn't care what I had to do to get there. Or how much money I was going to make when I did get there.

I think booze is a good ritual. I think knocking back a shot of whiskey does calm the nerves and helps a lot.

I go about looking at horses and cattle. They eat grass, make love, work when they have to, bear their young. I am sick with envy of them.

When absolutes are abandoned for principles, the U.S. Constitution becomes a blank slate for anyone’s graffiti.