I find it ridiculous to assign a gender to an inanimate object incapable of disrobing and making an occasional fool of itself.

Like all of my friends, she's a lousy judge of character.

At the end of a miserable day, instead of grieving my virtual nothing, I can always look at my loaded wastepaper basket and tell myself that if I failed, at least I took a few trees down with me.

If you aren't cute, you may as well be clever.

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

but I have no mind for business and considered staying awake to be enough of an accomplishment.

I hate you' she said to me one afternoon. 'I really, really hate you.' Call me sensitive, but I couldn't help but take it personally.

People are often frightened of Parisians, but an American in Paris will find no harsher critic than another American.

My first semester I had only nine students. Hoping they might view me as professional and well prepared, I arrived bearing name tags fashioned in the shape of maple leaves.

I was just struggling with my inner vachette and pondering the depths of my own inhumanity.

Scream at the mangled leather carcass lying at the foot of the stairs, and my parents would roar with laughter. "That's what you get for leaving your wallet on the kitchen table.

Impian ituSekeras batu. Sejelas kamu.

When you are desperately grabbing at straws all you get is a handful of weeds.

Suffering is the common lot of man.

That's one small step for a man one giant leap for mankind.

In the druidical religion of liberalism, not separating your recyclables is a sin, but abortion is just a medical procedure.

Only the man who has known freedom Can define his prison.

The truth about injustice always sounds outrageous.

It had been fourteen years and I hadn't had anything published. I had 250 rejection slips. I got my first novel published and it was called Kinflicks. It turned out to be a best seller.

Pretty much all the honest truth-telling there is in the world is done by children.

Sir, they are a race of convicts, and ought to be thankful for any thing we allow them short of hanging.