I find it rude to laugh at a man with a sword.

Plans are invitation to disappointment.

It's not that I want you to go, it's just that I don't want you to stay." - China Sorrows -

But I'm really enjoying my retirement. I get to sleep in every day. I do crossword puzzles and eat cake.

Sometimes it's not what you say, Valkyrie, it's just the fact that you're saying it.

You're under arrest for multiple counts of murder. You have the right to not much at all, really. Do you have anything to say in your defense?

She had been a teenager once, and she knew that, despite the apparent contradictions, a person's teenage years lasted well into their fifties.

They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit, " Valkyrie said. China glanced at her. "They've obviously never met me.

I mean you ACRES of harm, ' Dalrymple growled. 'Untold QUANTITIES of harm. I will visit a whole CONTINENT of harm upon you before we are through.

Wow, " she said. "It's like you're teaching me something and being all wise.""You are not easy to get along with, " Skulduggery said.

There are no coincidences...

Sometimes I wish I knew how to go crazy. I forget how.

I was in a supermarket and I saw Paul Newman's face on salad dressing and spaghetti sauce....I thought he was missing.

I believed in raising my children as I had been raised.

That's the whole trouble. You can't ever find a place that's nice and peaceful, because there isn't any.

At these award shows, I love to see what people are going to wear.

When you have performers, there's the uniqueness of live performance and what performers do in concerts.

I see people detained for simple INS violations.

I would murder to play Gambit again!

Shamanism is about shape shifting. Shamanism is about doing phenomenology with a tool kit that works.