I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep everyone's expectations.

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.

Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.

That's the difference between me and the rest of the world. Happiness isn't good enough for me! I demand euphoria!

Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.

What fun is it being cool if you can't wear a sombrero?

We all have different desires and needs, but if we don't discover what we want from ourselves and what we stand for, we will live passively and unfulfilled.

When birds burp, it must taste like bugs.

The truth is, most of us discover where we are headed when we arrive.

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do.

Selling out is usually more a matter of buying in. Sell out, and you’re really buying into someone else’s system of values, rules and rewards.

The secular world looks to the church and to its chagrin, finds no love, no life, no laughter, no hope and no happiness.

progress, whatever your definition of it, is not inevitable.

Becoming an artist is about sitting and paying attention to the world that is passing everyone else by

I am truly independently owned and operated.

If it reenters its base, I have a rule to cut at least 50 percent of the position.

I would not have traded the delights of my suffering for anything in the world.

When domestic servants are treated as human beings it is not worth while to keep them.

We want to encourage those who are able to work, no question.

Novels help us to resist the temptation to think of the past as deficient.

Homosexuality was invented by a straight world dealing with its own bisexuality.