I find that so many times when somebody tries to go back in, it sort of isn't as good and you wish they hadn't done it.

I've never been to a class reunion or anything because I'm always afraid of that one - there's going to be some 'Carrie'-like incident.

Women comedy is different than men comedy. Guy comedy is very aggressive, it's about insulting each other, name-calling, and kind of busting each other's chops, and that's not what women's comedy is.

Man up and add a tux to your wardrobe. Just find one you like and get it well-tailored to your own measurements.

The biggest thing I’ve heard for the last four months is, ‘Thanks for ruining my childhood’.

The director is the only person on the set who has seen the film. Your job as a director is to show up every day and know where everything will fit into the film.

When I went to high school, in the late 1970s, disco was in full swing and anyone who was into it dressed the part. I know I did.

Throughout my teens, I just wanted to go somewhere I could wear a Donald Duck pin and no one would care.

My style of comedy is very real and bittersweet, and sort of always on the verge of kind of being tragic.

With a suit, even if you're having a nervous breakdown, you still look like you're in charge.

I'm more of a science head, so I was like, how would a guy use - if there were ghosts - technology to bring them back?

Yet, it's our emotions and imperfections that makes us human.

But - I cannot make a choice. I have my own sorrow, but I suffer with him, too; I share his pain. I understand all - that is my trouble.

Dice have their laws, which the courts of justice cannot undo.

A big business never becomes big by being a narrow society looking after only the interests of its organization and stockholders.

I believe in evidence-based decision making. I want to know what the facts are.

Anyone can write a specification, but if nobody implements it, what is it but a particularly dry form of science fiction.

The Lord doesn't always remove the sources of stress in our lives...but He's always there and cares for us. We can feel His arms around us on the darkest night.

I'm not like anybody else. I'm like an American princess.

I'm good at asking other people questions, but I'm not really good at answering questions.

Wrinkles and bones, white hair and diamonds: I can't wait.