I find that the further I go back, the better things were, whether they happened or not.

The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why.

If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything.

Never regret anything that made you smile.

All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence, and then success is sure.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.

Life is short, Break the Rules. Forgive quickly, Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably And never regret ANYTHING That makes you smile.

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

Politicians and diapers must be changed often, and for the same reason.

Kindness is the language which the deaf can hear and the blind can see.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

Whatever is going to happen will happen, whether we worry or not.

A life without books is like body without a soul.

Branding is the art of differentiation

Having been is the surest kind of being.

Nature's far too subtle to repeat herself.

It always freaks me out when I go to a sushi place and there's a Mexican.

I got so much advice; I just started tuning it out. If one more person told me what I had to do when the baby comes, I was going to shoot 'em.

You need to be able to express your resentment and sense of loss in a way that doesn't damage your partner.

Schools ought to teach students to challenge secular ideologies masquerading as science in the classroom.

Because I love the taste of meat I am a reluctant but dedicated vegetarian.