I find weddings really boring. They give speeches, your aunt kisses you on the cheek, and you're at a boring table. But it's different when it's your own.

I love the power women have. I think women rule the world because they rule men. Manipulating men - that's our job. That's what we're on the planet for.

I think there is nothing sexier than a handlebar moustache.

All I know is that I've ruled out wearing fairy wings. When I was nine I wanted to get married in fairy wings, and now I realize that's not cool anymore.

I'm definitely attracted to other Australians; I have a laid-back attitude to life that I feel is very Australian; I love a good barbie.

I think your heart dances to the beat of your own drum, and I’m the happiest I’ve ever been.

Being proud of who we are as people is more important than cutting into ourselves to create this false idea of beauty.

An easy way to get people to like you is to make them laugh.

Anytime anyone compliments me on my figure, I'm wearing my Spanx undies.

I crashed my boyfriend's birthday when I was 12 years old. He didn't invite me and so I showed up.

Comedy has always been important in my family. If you got in a good joke at the dinner table, it meant more than almost anything else.

We must teach our people the principle of trust

The military was all about hierarchies, who urinated highest on the hydrant

Wisdom is the principal thing therefore get wisdom and with all thy getting get understanding.

Do not tell secrets to those whose faith and silence you have not already tested.

No matter what has happened, let today be new.

But what was the desire of the flesh beside the desire of the mind?

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong.

With eyes Of conjugal attraction unreprov'd. Imparadised in one another's arms. With thee conversing I forget all time. And feel that I am happier than I know.

I am worth loving. I do not have to earn love. I am lovable because I exist. Others reflect the love I have for myself.

Let heartbreak be alternative to coffe break, five midmorning minutes devoted to emotion.