I find words really hard.

I'm Liam Gallagher and I'm in Oasis. The whole world is jealous of me. It should be.

I am a tender, beautiful and loving guy that happens to slap a photographer now and then because they get in my way.

I suppose I do get sad, but not for too long. I just look in the mirror and go, 'What a f***ing good-looking f*** you are.' And then I brighten up.

I know how to behave but sometimes I can't be bothered.

I live for now, not for what happens after I die. I'm going to hell, not heaven. The devil has all the good gear. What's God got? The Inspiral Carpets and nuns.

There's no rules. Show me the rule book.

I was walking along and this chair came flying past me, and another, and another, and I thought, man, is this gonna be a good night.

I was brought up Catholic. Then I had a joint and looked at the world differently.

I'm not like John Lennon, who thought he was the great Almighty. I just think I'm John Lennon.

Discipline? I don't know the meaning of the word.

The man is always the last to know whenCupid has struck him-Anonymous, Memoirs of a Mistress

There's nothing cute or funny or lovable about being cheap. It's a total turn-off.

Life is like a movie-since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the bathroom in the middle of it.

I just liked the feeling of being on stage. My parents weren't pushing me, they didn't have to, I was obsessed.

If only corporal punishment cured low self-esteem.

On the road, in my bunk, I sleep better than I do anywhere else in the world.

Learn how to communicate, learn how to speak.

The lack of God-centeredness leads to self-centeredness.

He who accuses another of being an evil person says so because he is afraid of him.

Incidentally, the world is magical. Magic is simply what's off our human scale... at the moment.