I first got into fruit when I was a teenager, when my life was changing in every way. The first time I had a mango, at like 18, I was like, 'Where has this been my whole life?

I'm not a wilting flower. I'm honest, so I pick a lot of fights. I've burned a lot of bridges.

If comedy duos don't like each other, it just won't work.

When I was younger I wanted to be a big movie star who'd get to be funny on talk shows and then I wanted to retire and write science fiction.

My cancer continues to make for all kind of hilarity.

Comedy is actually very macho driven.

I guess chemistry is just another word for love.

I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.

I think the Canadian sense of humor is dryer than America's and juicier than Britain's. I think it's a cross between the two of them, really.

When I found out I had cancer, I just said one thing: 'I want to hold on to life' and that changed everything for me.

This world is filled with five billion people with five billion different ways of looking at things.

Optimists enrich the present, enhance the future, challenge the improbable and attain the impossible

Together we were something less, which felt like such a relief, to not be ourselves for a while.

Work is a substitute religious experience for many workaholics.

If I could not walk far and fast, I think I should just explode and perish.

I'm not worried about repeating myself - I'm more worried that I'd just get bored.

I wish to explore the beauty of everyday environments; in troubled times it is especially important to be aware of beauty and wonder.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.

I'm usually one of these guys analyzing what does happen and putting it in focus and context.

It's funny when you put music up against picture, and all your preconceptions go away, and you start over. You just realize that that doesn't work at all.

There's no way you can look into the game of life and determine whether or not you'll get that big break tomorrow or whether it will take another week, month, year or even longer. But it will come!