I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.

Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.

Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.

Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.

I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.

Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.

Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.

The essence of science is that it is always willing to abandon a given idea for a better one

I despise the Lottery. There's less chance of you becoming a millionaire than there is of getting hit on the head by a passing asteroid.

It's that show Friends. Ruined coffee forever.

I certainly hope the strengths and values of this country hold up to comparison to other cultures.

It's a unique experience when you're doing an independent film where you have one person who puts up all the funds to make the film.

Correct English is the slang of prigs.

It doesn't matter what blood or race or creed or color. Love is love and it breaks all boundaries and you just see it right away.

What could be a more Canadian way to indulge in the national preoccupation with perceptions - honest, hilarious, huffy or high-minded - of this country and its inhabitants?

I know for sure that's what we're here to do: Keep the joy thing going for all seasons.

Is death the last sleep? No, it is the last and final awakening.