I, for one, resent it when a representative of the people refers to you and me, the free men and women of this country, as 'the masses.'

Live simply, love generously, care deeply, speak kindly, leave the rest to God.

There is no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit.

The greatest leader is not necessarily the one who does the greatest things. He is the one that gets the people to do the greatest things.

A nation that cannot control its borders is not a nation.

We must reject the idea that every time a law's broken, society is guilty rather than the lawbreaker. It is time to restore the American precept that each individual is accountable for his actions.

If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question.

Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

It's not that liberals aren't smart, it's just that so much of what they know isn't so

I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.

I've noticed that everyone who is for abortion has already been born.

Humility is the fundamental principle that builds up greatness. Arrogance on the other hand never brings anything good. When you are humble, you’ll learn to become better.

I, like all artists in Western cultures, am a shaman...come in the guise of a comic...to heal perception by using...'jokes'.

The only thing worth doing is what's never been done before.

I was two votes away from class clown in high school.

When you're great! You attract great! When you're average! You attract average!

Common sense as well as common values all lead us. Our future depends upon it and our present is going to be vastly better when we get back to these basics.

Every great power, every aggressive power has always regarded itself as exceptional and as doing things only for the most moral ends.

It is not always worth the discomforts of major surgery to get minor recovery.

There is a moon inside every human being. Learn to be companions with it.

I've been doing this since I was 12... I don't want to act much longer; I can't do one thing my whole life.