I forget, is freedom of speech when it's legal to say what you want or is it when it has no consequences for some reason?

I don't have a kid, but I think that I would be a good father, especially if my baby liked to go out drinking.

I don't speak French, but I took it for five years growing up. So, if I were in a situation where I had to be, like, 'Excuse me, pineapple dog house red, what time is it library?' - no problem.

If no one figures out you are pretending to be retarded, your life will be greeted with treasure.

A lot of people think that kids say the darnedest things. But so would you if you had no education. You'd just be like, I am bike cheese. Because you wouldn't know what words were.

What do you think you should do if you're attacked by a bear? Play dead? No - that's a lie promoted by the bears.

What I think you should do is imagine people in their underwear but then also imagine them crying, and that - that is truly relaxing.

Marriage is when two people love each other so much that they promise that if they ever, ever stop they'll fill out tons of paperwork.

Why is no one talking about all the potential savings from a complete economic collapse?

If things are really overwhelming and you need to talk, you can give me a call at 347-273-2044.

In America, Qualification is simply an attitude. I've adopted it. So, yes. I am qualified.

Being me is no different than being most anyone else, I guess.

A problem thoroughly understood is always fairly simple. Found your opinions on facts, not prejudices. We know too many things that are not true.

Must then a Christ perish in torment in every age to save those that have no imagination.

Love will turn you on your head.

And every friend I've got has been writing Mars stories. It was pretty clear I'd never catch up.

I learn so much from writing with other musicians, asking questions about their playing style and gear, and hanging out, too.

For a heart to be perfectly ready it has to be perfectly empty. In this condition it has attained its maximum capacity.

How full of error is the judgment of mankind! They wonder at results when they are ignorant of the reasons

So dancing was not something I had a great desire to do.

The earth is warming at an alarming rate, we are running out of fossil fuels, and it is long past time for us to take action to correct these problems.