I forget whether advice be among the lost things which Ariosto says are to be found in the moon: that and time ought to have been there.

Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and hornets break through.

We have enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make us love one another.

For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.

Vision is the art of seeing things invisible.

That the universe was formed by a fortuitous concourse of atoms, I will no more believe than that the accidental jumbling of the alphabet would fall into a most ingenious treatise of philosophy.

Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.

When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all the dunces are in a confederacy against him.

You should never be ashamed to admit you have been wrong. It only proves you are wiser today than yesterday

The sight of you is good for sore eyes.

He was a bold man that first ate an oyster.

You can never let your compassion stand in the way of justice because when you do, other people get hurt.

Man is more likely to believe an opinion that he wanted to hear … than a fact that he wishes was an opinion.

I don't know what's wrong with my television set. I was getting C-Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.

The whole universe is but the footprint of the Divine goodness.

The signs of the zodiac are karmic patterns; the planets are the looms; the will is the weaver.

Opinions founded on prejudice are always sustained with the greatest of violence.

Baseball been berry berry good to me!

There is something about Safari life that makes you forget all your sorrows

The world is changing, but so is Microsoft.

I'm going to try and focus on doing more theater things. I come from that background. I honestly feel so comfortable being on stage, it's really weird. It's one of those things I love to do.