I found it all about as arousing as a Tupperware party.

You don't need a Harvard MBA to know that the bedroom and the boardroom are just two sides of the same ballgame.

You are who you are when nobody's watching.

As I say I don't want to kill myself, I just wouldn't mind dying.

Estate agents: like them or loathe them, you'd be mad not to loathe them.

The only reason people do not know much is because they do not care to know. They are incurious. Incuriousity is the oddest and most foolish failing there is.

People who can change and change again are so much more reliable and happier than those who can’t

Love in all eight tones and all five semitones of the word's full octave.

Wine can be a better teacher than ink, and banter is often better than books

Nothing in this world is at it seems. Except, possibly, porridge.

All the big words -virtue, justice, truth, ...- are dwarfed by the greatness of kindness

You need to be buried deep in the dirt before you can find your bloom.

Greater than all the joy of success and victory is the joy of true love and the of giving of yourself.

The laboring man and the artificer knows what every hour of his time is worth and parts not with it but for the full value.

Don't become a seeker of success. Become a person of value.

Easy enough to dismiss others' problems when you had none of your own.

Each of the patriots whom we remember on this day was first a beloved son or daughter, a brother or sister, or a spouse, friend, and neighbor.

Small crimes always precedes great ones.

We declare that one who uses the God-given body of another without divine sanction abuses the very soul of that individual, abuses the central purpose and processes of life.

A fellow in a market town, Most musical, cried razors up and down.

I would play hooky from school and spend all day in the movie theaters. Consequently, I learned satire in all its subtle forms.