I found out if you're a funny guy, a lot of people like you.

That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group.

I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you can't because we do.

I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that are Australian that have told me all about it. I want to do comedy there.

It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot.

The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going to see me in the first place, or, B, were dragged to see me by somebody else.

Comedian makes the statement that just isn't true.

I don't get to the global issues or anything like that. I am just trying to be silly.

People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm done with my tour.

Everyone's extremely and easily offended now.

It's very confusing to me why people take comedians so seriously.

There are things which money cannot buy

I don't see myself very clearly.Then look at the people who love you...Look into their eyes and see what they're seeing

One of the greatest challenge facing young people today, is thelarge scale availability of half truth’s and manipulated facts

In any solid, good relationship, it takes a while to trust someone.

Intelligence is the ability to find and solve problems and create products of value in one's own culture.

I don't think a lot of really good films get seen.

Will Ferrell's made a lot of brilliant movies.

Very few people are capable of sustained effort, and that's the reason why we have comparatively few outstanding successes.

Art is a way to get strength from something that is life-affirming. It can be quite violent and still be life-affirming.

You cannot write well or much (and I venture the opinion that you cannot write well unless you write much) unless you form a habit.