I found that laughter was a form of acceptance, and I really enjoyed that and I just - I crave it.

I don't want to die tomorrow knowing I could've had a piece of cake tonight.

There's 5 levels of fatness! Fluffy is one of the levels. There's big, healthy, husky, fluffy and damn.

Why do people measure life by the years instead of how good the years were?

I drink diet coke so I can eat regular cake.

Me racist? The only race I hate is the one you have to run.

Life is measured by how you lived it, not by the years.

With all the classes they offer at school, how come they don't have one for common sense?

When you go to Hawaii, it's all about "Aloha." It means hello, goodbye and I love you.

You live by the cake, you die by the cake.

I had to travel half way across the world to be called an American.

Man without compassion is the coldest thing ever in this universe!

It's something you don't see until it's gone-the shapes and things have and the ways in which the people around you mould the shapes.

Being an Australian that's been No. 1 in the world back home playing in Australia, that's a pretty cool moment to have.

Enjoy every minute. There's plenty of time to be dead.

Pole dancing really isn't as easy as it looks.

Everybody knows pretty much everything about me. I emptied all the skeletons out of my closet a long time ago.

If we deny our anger, our pain, our ambition, or our goodness, we will suffer.

Instead of praying: 'Dear God, bring me someone fabulous,' try: 'Dear God, make me into someone fabulous.'

You can’t embrace your whole life if you’re shut down.

You can’t be that kid standing at the top of the waterslide, overthinking it. You have to go down the chute.