I frequently do drive carpool in the clothes I slept in, because it's impossible to get three children out the door with lunches packed and all that stuff and have a do.

It's a war of attrition. If you have patience and a modicum of faith in yourself your chances are not too bad.

Children are like crazy, drunken small people in your house.

I'm so not stylish by nature, but I've learned to work with what I have.

I'm on a strict gossip diet. No gossip websites, no gossip magazines. Otherwise, I find it paralyzing to exist.

Baltimore is a great place.

I've had a little bad, bad media luck the new year. Well, apparently I'm dating Bill Clinton, which makes me nervous. I didn't know, though.

Success is getting up one more time than you fall down.

I suffer the terrible disease of low self-esteem.

I grew up playing field hockey and lacrosse - prep school sport - and I was terrible at them.

I guess I'm not that aware of such a big fan base. I have a few core people who write me no matter what I'm doing, but I hardly have sacks of mail being dropped on my door!

The only thing wrong with trying to please everyone is that there's always at least one person who will remain unhappy. You.

It is our duty to ensure we have a peace worth fighting for.

If you just try long enough and hard enough, you can always manage to boot yourself in the posterior.

The living have their eyes opened by closing the eyes of the dead.

Small things amuse small minds.

My goal in creating Geek & Sundry was to create a community based around web video, and we've accomplished that, especially on our budget.

I just love food, especially my mom's Bulgarian cooking. Taco Bell is my favorite fast food restaurant. I also love Italian food.

I'm not just a rapper. I'm an entertainer. That's the difference.

you can't know the meaning of the lesson until class is over!

Seek to understand before you seek to be understood.