I function because I am on drugs.

When in doubt, freak 'em out.

If anyone ever boos you off stage, that is simply applause from ghosts.

I look spooky but I’m really nice.

If I had to pick between Heaven and Hell, I'd pick Hell, because I can't keep white clean.

Never feel guilty. Don't hold yourself back by guilt or fear. No other species in the entire world deals with guilt. Guilt is a bizarre emotion that makes you feel bad about decisions that you make.

I acknowledge that I have no idea who the hell I am, and I think that's the first step.

You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters.

Every disposable job makes you partially suicidal. But I've always worked because I need to buy drugs and wigs so I could go out in drag and get wasted!

I never worry about the social backlash against my work because I'm a man in a dress, and somehow American society creates a buffer on how severe things are when you put a man in a dress.

Being booed off stage is just an applause from ghosts!

I'll be singing hymns to the rafters, be praising His goodness so loud they're going to have to turn down the volume in Heaven.

Abby could smell his hot breath in her face. It reeked like dead apples left to rot in the scorching summer sun.

Little deer, I've stuffed all the world's diseases inside you. / Your veins are thorns // and the good cells are lost in the deep dark woods / of your organs.

The History of computers is amazing... people which tell the story are looking like they are having fun.

The more you prepare beforehand, the more relaxed and creative and effective you’ll be when it counts.

Joe Lieberman may be Moses on the stump, but when it comes to policies and votes, he boogies with the Golden Calf.

I'm like a duck: calm above the water, and paddling like hell underneath.

Embryonic stem cell research is at the leading edge of a series of moral hazards.

It's good to kind of get away from the star treatment.

Passing into practical life, illustrations of this fact are found everywhere; the distant, or the unseen, steadies and strengthens us against the rapid whirl of things around us.