I gave up trying to understand people long ago. Now I let them try to understand me!

Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia.

All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt.

Be yourself. No one can say you're doing it wrong.

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

Nothing echoes like an empty mailbox.

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Learn from yesterday, live for today, look to tomorrow, rest this afternoon.

It's better to live one day as a lion than a dozen years as a sheep.

All his life he tried to be a good person. Many times, however, he failed. For after all, he was only human. He wasn't a dog.

It was a dark and stormy night. - Snoopy

And she cries even more, for the way the universe keeps throwing her together with the players in her son's tragedy, like handfuls of dust.

I do support a constitutional amendment on marriage between a man and a woman, but I would not be going into the states to overturn their state law.

The United States is one of the only holdouts, not changing to metric.

Just listen to Chris Matthews on any given day and you will see what's acceptable on the Left

Besides, it happens (how, I cannot tell) that an idea launched like a javelin in proverbial form strikes with sharper point on the hearer's mind and leaves implanted barbs for meditation.

They have a sign at the beach, "no glass bottles". I think that's so the other sand particles don't feel like underachievers.

Freedom is participation in power.

To himself everyone is immortal; he may know that he is going to die, but he can never know that he is dead.

The efficiency of God may be understood as either creation or providence.