I generally avoid temptation unless I can't resist it.

You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.

Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.

There are no good girls gone wrong - just bad girls found out.

Cultivate your curves - they may be dangerous but they won't be avoided.

Love thy neighbor - and if he happens to be tall, debonair and devastating, it will be that much easier.

Don't keep a man guessing too long - he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

Anything worth doing is worth doing slowly.

Men are like linoleum floors. Lay 'em right and you can walk all over them for years.

I'm no angel, but I've spread my wings a bit.

Women are like roads. The more curves they have, the more dangerous they are.

There is no sin in the realm of taste.

When someone else's safety and acceptance in society is on the line, your personal discomfort comes in a very distant second.

Friends are people you can talk to... without words when you have to.

No one I knew talked about money. It's not an area of interest.

To me, the Presidency and the Vice-Presidency were not prizes to be won, but a duty to be done.

You feel completely in control when you hear a wave of laughter coming back at you that you have caused.

David Sedaris wrote in one of his books that people like to make children into little grown-ups, which to him is about as funny as a dog in sunglasses.

The hardest part of rowing properly: Eyes and Minds in The Boat!

Commercial music is music that a lot of people connect to at the same time, but that doesn't mean it has to be something shallow or without personality.

So when our dreams come true will you marry me?