I get a little itchy if I don't have some control.

Change the world by being yourself.

We need to remember what's important in life: friends, waffles, work. Or waffles, friends, work, it doesn't matter. But work is third.

Continue to share your heart with people even if it's been broken.

Symmetry is pleasing but not as sexy. Einstein is cool but Picasso knows what I'm talking about.

There's power in looking silly and not caring that you do.

I just love bossy women. I could be around them all day. To me, bossy is not a pejorative term at all. It means somebody's passionate and engaged and ambitious and doesn't mind leading.

If your career is a bad boyfriend, it is healthy to remember you can always leave and go sleep with somebody else.

Sometimes painful things can teach us lessons that we didn't think we needed to know.

Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you, spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life.

You never know what's around the corner unless you peek. Hold someone's hand while you do it. You will feel less scared.

Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost.

Every time I fumble or drop a ball I am embarrassed.

I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes

Even when nuclear power plants go horribly wrong, they do less damage to the planet and its people than coal-burning stations operating normally.

My grandmother was this unbelievably smart, phenomenally cool woman and [soap operas] were just always on in her house. I just realized that I live in a soap opera, and it's awesome.

I'm blessed with very fast memorization skills, so I don't have to read it too far in advance.

Earnestness can ferment into sentimentality.

Being efficient without regard to effectiveness is the default mode of the universe.

We were a commodity used by corporations to make their brand look fashionable, but then they used us to keep kids out of venues.