I get blamed for things I have nothing to do with.

Traditionally, Young Republicans have been a leading indicator of the direction of the party.

Admit nothing, deny everything, launch counterattack.

Lay low, play dumb, keep moving.

I remember going through the cafeteria line and telling every kid that Nixon was in favor of school on Saturdays. It was my first political trick.

Unless you can fake sincerity, you'll get nowhere in this business.

The rise of Trump is a repudiation of 30 years of bipartisan treason and failure.

Politics with me isn't theater. It's performance art. Sometimes, for its own sake.

Always praise 'em before you hit 'em.

Donald Trump is perfectly made up. He's perfectly coiffed. He's perfectly lit.

In this business, if you don't pay your debts you're finished.

Donald Trump is worse than any horror story I've written.

That's the trouble with good writers. Only the bad ones make you want to do the human thing and look away.

I learned that true love turns the other cheek, does not take a wrong into account, loves all people regardless of their indifference or hostility.

I mean, people listen to music, and they like that, but I think in England, a lot of people don't like contemporary art.

Some experiences are mis-educative. Any experience is mis-educative that has the effect of arresting or distorting the growth of further experience.

Burn the boats as you enter the island and you will take the island.

I just want to not be me.

Firemen don't talk about whether a burning warehouse is worth saving.

It's sad to think that we've gotten to this, that we actually have to think about how to go about finding a man. But what's even sadder is that some men make you feel guilty for looking.

I'm a 'Lost' guy, I love 'Lost.