I get depressed at airports.

Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.

You don't cruise the Internet looking for your name and walk away with a good feeling. So, I never do it.

If you want to have a good life, you should focus on your family, on your business, on your dog, on your fun, and you'll have a good life.

Don’t do your best, do my best.

I feel like I'm a time traveler from the future who has been sent back to be annoyed.

Asking someone in advance not judge you, is like asking someone in advance not to smell you.

No one is depressed when they're being chased by a bear.

I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time as you like without having to pause for commercials.

You shouldn't be eating anything that takes six minutes to microwave.

If the media isnt slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?

Expect success. Desire success. Attract success. Realize success.

Be disciplined and disciple to thrive in every situation and keep cleaved to your plans.

Niko was a man of few words and flying, sugary snacks. I like that in a human. ~Catcher

Human speech is like a cracked kettle on which we tap crude rhythms for bears to dance to, while we long to make music that will melt the stars.

You will fall with me as a stone in the grave

A little group of willful men, representing no opinion but their own, have rendered the great government of the United States helpless and contemptible.

Sometimes, two people have to fall apart to realize how much they need to fall back together

It's not music you would use to get a girl into bed. If anything, you're going to frighten her off.

A man who wants to control his animal passions easily does so if he controls his palate.

If a woman and a man who have an argument keep talking they keep fighting.