I get mad like anybody else does, but being able to laugh about getting mad is very healthy, and my kids know that.

When a person tells you that you hurt them, you don't get to decide that you didn't.

The greatest thing about having a child is putting yourself second in your own life. It's a massive gift to be able to say you're not the most important person to yourself.

I don't stop eating when I'm full. The meal isn't over when I'm full. It's over when I hate myself.

I have a lot of beliefs... and I live by none of them...

My kids used to love math. Now it makes them cry. Thanks standardized testing and common core!

When you have bacon in your mouth, it doesn't matter who's president.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Leave the dude alone and he'll figure it out.

Everything is amazing and nobody is happy

What happens after you die? Lot's of things happen after you die - they just don't involve you

One thing I learned from drinking is that if you ever go Christmas caroling, you should go with a group of people. And also go in mid-December.

To be an effective time user, you must make sure you are spending your time on only what is important.

Life wants you to be complete unto yourself, generally enjoy and expand consciousness, open, explore, love.

...I remember the oily smoke of a cigarette suspended in a shaft of sunlight - with you, everything was beautiful...

What has the church gained if it is popular but there is no conviction, no repentance, no power?

Being five-foot-ten at fourteen years old was a little bit scary.

Never forget that the circumstances of your life for tomorrow are molded by your mental conduct today.

He who humbles himself wants to be exalted.

I don't have the luxury of having a dog myself because I travel too much, but I love walking and cuddling somebody else's dog.

There are a lot of white female-led startups that are raising money without a tech founder. At the core of it is value.

I'm not one of those artists having people there lying around on their paintings, you know, like Hockney or whoever.