I get mad when people are against pot.

Don't jack off a cactus, you'll only hurt your hand and the cactus' feelings

It's not how you pick your nose, it's where you put that booger that counts.

The one thing about Billie is he will snap and rip your head off if you point anything out at all other than how beautiful he is and how nice he looks today.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump

Life is like breakfast: you just mix all ingredients 'cause in your stomach it will all come together.

Punk rock has become another viable art form. It always was. But now it's like everyone's doing it.

I've matured, maybe, but not grown up.

I'm not exactly sure how many kids I have, but yes, I do miss them officially, for the record. In case any of them are listening, I love you.

I'm a drummer. I can count to four and repeat.

I never completed high school and I am very rich and very successful.

We can see Spirit made visible when people are kind to one another, especially when it's a really busy person, like you, taking care of a needy, annoying, neurotic person, like you.

Even in the saddest moments of life, the happiness of simply being, the joy of just having existence must be remembered strongly!

Don't be alarmed, the god I am trying to kill is the one I hate, not the one I love

China's success lies on being a communist community within and a capitalist company outside.

Perfection is not something you strive for. Perfection is in the eyes of the beholder. Perfection is a state of grace, of peace of serenity, a moment as fleeting as a smile.

It matters not how long we live but how.

The girls you picked up from the bars were not the girls you took home to mother.

As you love His children, Heavenly Father will guide you, and angels will assist you.You will be given power to bless lives and rescue souls.

It is in writing of the emotions that style becomes most individual, in moments of passion, betrayal, of life and death.

A theater is being given over to market forces, which means that a whole generation that should be able to do theater as well as see it is being completely deprived