I get mail; therefore I am.

If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?

Remember there's no such thing as a small act of kindness. Every act creates a ripple with no logical end.

If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.

I love you like a fat kid loves cake!

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

You don't have to be a 'person of influence' to be influential. In fact, the most influential people in my life are probably not even aware of the things they've taught me.

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep.

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for inadequate results.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

You may not have the power to control whatever happens to you, but you have the power to stop it from affecting your sense of style.

Out of the millions who write, only very few manage to create an impact.

Even tied up, he was stronger and more commanding than any man she'd ever met.

For a large organization to be effective, it must be simple.

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.

Seeking the invisible through the imagery of the visible, the Americans never can get quite all the way to the end of the American dream.

I make no bones about it. I have no understanding of pastry.

In the beginning of life, when we are infants, we need others to survive. And at the end of life, we need others to survive. But here's the secret, in between, we need others as well.

If you are only born once, you will die twice. But if you are born twice, you will only die once.

In pubs across the land, the customers speak of little else but lunar nutation, especially since the moon is nutating at this very moment.