I get much more respect, as befits my age. And I have nothing to complain about.

We are a multicultural country - always have been, and to our credit, always will be. It is something that we should be very proud of and embrace.

I guess one of the ways that karma works is that it finds out what you are most afraid of and then makes that happen eventually.

You know you're in a bad movie when the Catholic clergy is being played by Jews.

Well, sometimes you need the fields to lie fallow in order to gain nutrients.

I always wanted to work with Betty White, because she is one of my heroes of all time, and I just love her.

Rich white guys. That's the true minority.

We did six records, then six movies. Now we need to do six of something else, so we get 666 - and then our master Satan can return!

Convenience is the American way.

Yeah, I'm the go-to guy for Mexican priests.

Mexicans are quasi-legal.

You are limitless! Accept this truth and soar to infinity.

You always know the mark of a coward. A coward hides behind freedom. A brave person stands in front of freedom and defends it for others.

I wish the word supermodel would just fall off the face of the earth. Anyone can be a supermodel now.

I feel that all good art is powerful and simple.

An impeachable offense is whatever a majority of the House of Representatives considers it to be at a given moment in history.

Extenuating circumstance to be mentioned on Judgment Day: We never asked to be born in the first place.

A Single Generosity Enlarges the World.

Hollywood has always been political. They consider it their right and duty to tell us what is politically good and right.

Sports brings community together.

If you are what you do, then when you don't, you aren't.