I get my sticks and go out to the shed, and I pound on that drum like it was my boss's head.

Most people outside of America won't get it. It's the Easter bunny. It's another lie and I don't understand why we had to invent this character.

So I don't think I'm gonna pull my head into my shell just because a bunch of people start acting like idiots.

I know that I could make this world peaceful and calm, if I only could get my hands on a hydrogen bomb.

Love between the ugly, is the most beautiful love of all

People who have memorized your songs-how can you not love them?

There must be a God because he made me.

It seems like a totally gratuitous myth to tell people a giant rabbit comes round at night leaving candy in a haphazard way around the house... and the cover shows the bunny caught in the act.

Look upon yourself only with compassion.

If you will, then you will, for nothing can withstand your will. As your faith is, so you are, where your mind is there you are.

Today I saw a car crush my little dog under it's wheel.

Give me agony or give me death, I'll take thy heart as eternal breath

For his own unfathomable reasons, God chooses to disguise himself when he comes to this planet, and there have been few disguises better than the church.

If you see a person who's insecure and covers it up, it can be quite a problem. But the person who is insecure and shows you is quite appealing. They give you just the courage to drop your defenses.

I can't really characterize any country, except to say that we work well with a number of our foreign counterparts.

Friendship maketh daylight in the understanding, out of darkness and confusion of thoughts.

Twins are a high-risk pregnancy, by definition. The quieter I am, the longer I can keep them growing.

There's politics in all aspects of our daily lives.

I didn't originally intend on writing a book. I started writing during the day to feel like I was accomplishing something creative.

We have time to grow old. The air is full of our cries. But habit is a great deadener.

Be yourself. That's it. I got about 45 [billionaires] . They are all different, all unique, and they are all self-made.