I get paid to ask questions I don't know the answers to and to complain about the things that bother me.

On November 7, 2006, Cafferty called Donald Rumsfeld "an obnoxious jerk and war criminal".

Is Anna Nicole Smith still dead?

Flying high in the dark sky, crazy and free, I was happy visiting the worlds and giving death or madness to the people. Either was liberation.

Genius is an infinite capacity for causing pain.

Th' first thing to have in a libry is a shelf.Fr'm time to time this can be decorated with lithrachure.But th' shelf is th' main thing.

I think things like YouTube and Twitter are really cool and really good in some ways, but the fact that the news is cutting to a YouTube clip on national TV, I think is really weird.

Criticism is something we can avoid easily by saying nothing, doing nothing, and being nothing.

Meeting the deadlines is not good enough, beating the deadlines is my expectation.

There is nothing on earth so stupid as a gallant officer.

Go and lie down in the dark... for hours... and don't move. I'm locking the door now

Trying to make it from the bottom. His sins Feeling as hard as Vince Carter's knee cartilage is.

Once asked what action he would recommend if a person were to feel a nervous breakdown coming on: Lock up your house, go across the railroad tracks, and find someone in need and do something for him.