I get quiet joy from the observation of anyone who does his job well.

No man is a failure who is enjoying life.

Plenty of people miss their share of happiness, not because they never found it, but because they didn't stop to enjoy it.

One of the funny things about the stock market is that every time one person buys, another sells, and both think they are astute.

If at first you don't succeed, try hard work.

Women lie about their age; men lie about their income.

One way to get the most out of life is to look upon it as an adventure.

One of the indictments of civilizations is that happiness and intelligence are so rarely found in the same person.

The sweaty players in the game of life always have more fun than the supercilious spectators.

If we do not discipline ourselves the world will do it for us.

Success seems to be largely a matter of hanging on after others have let go.

The love we have can’t die. If you ever think I’m not there, just be still and you’ll feel my presence. I’ll be beating with your heart.

Jack the Ripper – media myth arising when clever individual murderers concocted a monster so as to avoid suspicion.

Loyalty is not loyalty unless one clings to it in the face of adversity.

I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.

Writing and performing should deepen the meaning of words, should illuminate, transfix and transform.

It's easy to be a backseat driver. It's even easier to be a backseat driver when you're not even in the same car.

Are you crazy?" "Probably

Government-mandated and -subsidized ethanol from corn will go down in history as the "Iraq War" of environmental solutions: ill-considered, costly, and disastrous.

Youth hasn't got anything to do with chronological age. It's times of hope and happiness.

I was an activist long before I even entertained the possibility of being an actor.