I get too involved with my job. If I was to do anything besides acting, I would be a fireman or a beat cop. I'd do a regular job.

You can't always be the jokester and the doormat.

If I ever get the chance to do a football movie, that would be a dream come true.

I've only played gangsters and cops, and I always have to be serious.

I'm quiet and introverted, and I like to just be by myself a lot. I like to read, and just get away and surf.

The last thing a real cop wants to do is write a ticket. That's the truth.

A lot of people that are always trying to be funny and "on" and performing are just hiding. It's just a cover for what they really are and how they really feel.

People usually spend the first two months playing themselves up, not really being themselves. You waste those two months - and then they tell you, 'You're not who I was dating the first month!'

Discovery requires courage and acceptance that we are not in control, and that the future is uncertain.

Yes, you are a battery.

They said love made you strong, but in Louise's opinion it made you weak. It corkscrewed into your heart and you couldn't get it out again, not without ripping your heart to pieces.

All men are not slimy warthogs. Some men are silly giraffes, some woebegone puppies, some insecure frogs. But if one is not careful, those slimy warthogs can ruin it for all the others.

I'm really trying hard not to do anything that has been done before. So knowing everything I can about the legacy of magic challenges my team and I to invent new illusions.

Peace through superior firepower.

I love her. My piano. play the sh*t outta her.

This woman was so cross-eyed. She can go to a tennis match and never move her head.

If you do not advertise, you fossilize.

Words without experience are meaningless.