I give myself very good advice, but I very seldom follow it.

The chief difficulty Alice found at first was in managing her flamingo.

I can't go back to yesterday - because I was a different person then.

I'm not strange, weird, off, nor crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

You know what the issue is with this world? Everyone wants some magical solution to their problem and everyone refuses to believe in magic.

Sometimes I've believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.

I'm doubtful about the temper of your flamingo. Shall I try the experiment?

One of the secrets of life is that all that is really worth the doing is what we do for others.

Why is it that people with the most narrow of minds seem to have the widest of mouths?

If you limit your actions in life to things that nobody can possibly find fault with, you will not do much!

You're entirely bonkers. But I'll tell you a secret... All the best people are!

Don't believe in everything that is written. Not everything that is written is true

If you fire people, you fire customers.

The main thing (about the organization) is to enjoy motorcycles, ..and have a good relationship with the community.

We are hardly ever as strong as that which we create.

Bring a raincoat, definitely ... or at Least a little umbrella that can fit in your bag, because it always does rain.

That's one thing about me, and I think that's what most of my fans enjoy about me, that I don't hold nothing back. I do exactly what I want to do, and say exactly what I want to say.

Friendship is in the end no more than: " . . . a lie which seeks to make us believe that we are not irremediably alone."

Every piece of writing starts from what I call a grit a sight or sound, a sentence or happening that does not pass away but quite inexplicably lodges in the mind.

I feel like I'm a kid again.

We have no lasting friends, no lasting enemies, only lasting interests.