I give you Mercedes Athena Thompson, our newest member." Much awkwardness ensued.

Some people are like Slinkies.They aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to my face when I push them down a flight of stairs.

Evil must always be fought.

My will broke at the sound of his voice, and my head turned with as much inevitability as a sunflower turning its face to the sun.

A man says a lot of things in summer he doesn't mean in winter.

The only certainty life contains is death.

It is one of those lessons that every child should learn: Don't play with fire, sharp objects, or ancient artifacts.

When life doesn't meet your expectations, it was important to take it with grace.

If it looks like a hallway, feels like a hallway, and acts like a hallway—is it important to figure out that it isn’t a hallway?

Usually the people I do know are sufficient to spawn any number of nightmares without inventing any.

Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.

Such Excessive Preoccupation With The Faults Of Others Only Manages To Bring The Spotlight To Shine Bright On Whatever It Is You May Have Hiding Behind All Your Self Perceived Glory.

I don’t want God's forgiveness. And He’s not getting mine.~Harry Silver

How can people trust the harvest, unless they see it sown?

Thinking rationally is often different from "positive thinking," in that it is a realistic assessment of the situation, with a view towards rectifying the problem if possible.

I still have a very nonintellectual, nonjudgmental relationship with melody and the music as I hear it all in my head.

I think people are always nostalgic for a time about 20 years before they were born.

Every where I see bliss, from which I alone am irrevocably excluded.

You don't have freedom unless you have the freedom to do stupid self-destructive things.

Harmony between two individuals is never granted-it has to be conquered indefinitely.

Call yourself and define your relationship to your chair the way you want to, or your disability the way you want to.