I go back so far I'm in front of me.

If slaughterhouses had glass walls, everyone would be a vegetarian.

In the end, the love you take is equal to the love you make.

I can't manage without homeopathy. In fact, I never go anywhere without homeopathic remedies. I often make use of them.

The long and winding road that leads to your door / Will never disappear, / I've seen that road before it always leads me here, / Leads me to your door.

I used to think anyone doing anything weird was weird. Now I know that it is the people that call others weird that are weird.

We were pretty good mates until the Beatles started to split up and Yoko came into it. It was more like old army buddies splitting up on account of wedding bells.

Late at night when the wind is still I'll come flying through your door, And you'll know what love is for. I am a bluebird, I'm a bluebird...

There are only four people who knew what the Beatles were about anyway.

When you were young, and your heart, was an open book. You used to say, live and let live.

One of my biggest thrills for me still is sitting down with a guitar or a piano and just out of nowhere trying to make a song happen.

The slickest way in the world to lie is to tell the right amount of truth at the right time-and then shut up.

The moon does not simply disappear when we are not looking at it.

[Our self-image is] that gap between intention and effect

The first thing I think of when I wake up is how close I am to death. But then it gets better during the day.

I can do accents really well.

People are rushed and inspired by the success of Indian writers, and are falling over themselves to write novels. Every Indian is writing a novel right now. No one wants to revise.

I got to holler just to be heard.

The strangest thing about strange things is that they're only strange when you hear about them or think about them later, but never when you're living them.

In college, you learn how to learn. Four years is not too much time to spend at that.

You might expect gravity would slow it down, but it's just expanding faster and faster