I go back there and all my friends are there when I have my golf tournament. They treat me the same way they did when I was growing up.

You know, what's nice about Montreal? Not only is it a beautiful city, but you have Cuban cigars...

The face and the actor is great, but if you were to start out and you said, "my name is Humphrey" somebody would punch you out, because that's a stupid name to have.

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers.

Vancouver is a beautiful area, I don't care what time of the year you're there. Vancouver and Calgary. Great places in Canada.

I think Canadian talent is exceptional. You continually show us up here in the States with your brilliancy.

The entire behind the scenes of Saturday Night Live are all Canadian.

If you want good sketches, go pick up Sid Caesar. The best of Your Show of Shows. That's the greatest sketch comedy you'll ever see on television.

I do Broadway because I refuse to succumb to the stereotypical things that Hollywood does to a performer.

Canadians send us great hockey players. You also send us wonderful performers, from the beginning, with Mary Pickford.

There's this Lebanese lady I dearly loved who raised 13 children in Toledo, and she retired in Phoenix. She said, I get up every morning and say, Thank you, God. I do the same thing now.

But, in her life, nothing was going to happen. Such was the will of God! The future was a dark corridor, and at the far end the door was bolted.

Your mind is your belief hotspot -the center where the issues of life emanate from.

Whatever we think about and thank about we bring about.

Some people feel like they don't deserve love so they walk quietly into the empty spaces.

Everyone knows that where there is something that is capable of giving profit, then exploited it will be.

If I did not believe in God, I should still want my doctor, my lawyer and my banker to do so.

I don't worry about what my opponent is doing.

Life is a sexually transmitted disease.

Like other kids wanted to become firemen or astronauts, I wanted to make people laugh.

An admiral should be put to death now and then to encourage the others.