I go out and speak to women's groups all the time, and I say, 'Guys, you gotta laugh and find the humor in things. You gotta pass it on.'

The fun part for me is to just really push that envelope.

That's my opportunity to hide behind that old lady and say what I want to say.

Things have always sort of happened for me. Something else always comes up.

There's always a story. It's all stories, really. The sun coming up every day is a story. Everything's got a story in it. Change the story, change the world.

Society prepares the crime

You're impossible, " she told him. "Of course I am, " he answered. "It's part of my charm.

Try putting your iPhones down every once in a while and look at people's faces.

I was in love again. I was in trouble

Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

Have the courage to say what needs to be said to who it needs to be said to. You'll both be better for it.

I am a reluctant celebrity, in some ways.

George Bush has become something of an embarrassment.

Specialization is the great evil of civilization.