I go to conventions and universities and talk to young filmmakers and everybody's making a zombie movie! It's because it's easy to get the neighbors to come out, put some ketchup on them.

I'm like my zombies. I won't stay dead!

If I fail, the film industry writes me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart.

I also have always liked the monster within idea. I like the zombies being us. Zombies are the blue-collar monsters.

When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the Earth.

I always thought of the zombies as being about revolution, one generation consuming the next.

I've always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.

A zombie film is not fun without a bunch of stupid people running around and observing how they fail to handle the situation.

My stuff is my stuff. I do it for my own reasons, using my own peculiar set of guidelines. I'm not a student of the genre. I don't care what anybody else does.

My zombies will never take over the world because I need the humans. The humans are the ones I dislike the most, and they're where the trouble really lies.

Zombies are the blue-collar monsters

In a world filled with liars, some still seem surprised at the lengths to which some will go-yet we fear our own truth & so become numb to our own senses.

Lloyd George could not see a belt without hitting below it.

There should be a drama series about women trying to figure out their mystery leg bruises.

I have solved what color is, however ; I still have no idea about what line is.

Every noble activity makes room for itself.

Cunning is strength withheld.

My problem is that I appeal to everyone that can do me absolutely no good.

There is no reason, in a free society, that farmers shouldn’t be allowed to raise hemp. Hemp is a good product.

So don't get me wrong, I love my songs, and I still love hearing them. That's history, baby.