I go to the pub, hang out with my family - that's pretty much it. I also do a lot of sports when I get the chance. I'm actually a pretty mellow guy.

If you believe in Odin and Thor, people laugh themselves to death. While it's okay to believe in a man who turned water into wine, and walked on water

I have a three-piece suit. I’m an art collector. I have a funny accent. So I’m probably the killer.

I think the meaning of life is life itself. We don't necessarily want to know what it is, but we want to live it. Hopefully, we'll go out fast without knowing it.

I'm a beer man. I tried to drink whiskey and Scotch but I don't get it. It smells like a girl who didn't shower and just splashed a lot of perfume on.

One thing I can say about the French language is that no one in the world loves their language as much as they do.

Machiavelli had some cold tricks for people who wanted to be demagogues and wanted to take over the world.

Actors are very good at not revealing anything, so they're safe.

I'm terrified about psychic people who have their little shops.

I choose work with the people I like to work with.

I dont wear cologne. I do occasionally, but anytime I take a shower, I just put on deodorant. Thats basically what I smell like.

If you don't stand for something you'll fall for anything.

Every program has (at least) two purposes: the one for which it was written and another for which it wasn't.

In basketball, I always had a first step. A separation step. That works now, too.

A tiny hole can empty a great big bucket.

Because I'm not attached to the outcome, I don't have to worry whether I succeed or fail.

Riddle me this, riddle me that. Who's afraid of the big black bat?

I am not going to talk about religious beliefs, but about matters so obvious that it has gone out of style to mention them.

My lifetime’s memories are what I have brought home from the trip. I will require them for eternity no more than that little souvenir of the Eiffel Tower I brought home from Paris.

Not that which is inspires the creation, but that which may be; not the actual, but the possible.

One they stop talking to you, they start talking about you.