I got [Muhammad Ali's boxing shorts] for $40 at an auction. Nobody wanted them. I have them framed in my house.

I became very critical of zoos and circuses and keeping animals in captivity. I wish it was against the law.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more cowbell.

I'm better off not socializing. I make a better impression if I'm not around.

At its best, life is completely unpredictable.

There's something dangerous about what's funny. Jarring and disconcerting. There is a connection between funny and scary.

No, improvising is wonderful. But, the thing is that you cannot improvise unless you know exactly what you're doing.

I try not to worry about things I can't do anything about.

We have no way of knowing what lays ahead for us in the future. All we can do is use the information at hand to make the best decision possible.

I play so many villains and strange, troubled people. I don't have that kind of life. I live in the country. I've been married nearly 50 years. I have a cat.

My father was a lesson. He had his own bakery, and it was closed one day a week, but he would go anyway. He did it because he really loved his bakery. It wasn't a job.

Think about it. If I say to you, "Oh! I wrote a 500-page book on that!" Don’t your eyebrows go up?

Relationships are nine parts intuition, one part madness.

This (multicultural) approach has failed, utterly failed.

When you are rich, people treat you with respect.

I am Fidel Castro and we have come to liberate Cuba.

Forever is a very long time Peter

I am worth inconceivably more to hang than for any other purpose.

Somebody's going to wake up and their job in life is going to be to make guitars. There are a lot of good, talented people.

I never thought about becoming wealthy. It never crossed my mind. What really motivated me was to try to accomplish something.

Your goal should be to pay off your credit card bills in full at the end of each month and set aside money toward your emergency savings.