I got a dog and named him 'Stay'. Now, I go 'Come here, Stay!' After a while, the dog went insane and wouldn't move at all.

The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese

You can't have everything. Where would you put it?

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.

If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

The other night I was lying in bed, looking up at the stars, and I wondered, 'Where the hell is my roof?

If a man says something in the woods and there are no women there, is he still wrong?

Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.

Think like a Fox, but don't Behave like one!

Most of us cherish freedom, but when we actually get the opportunity to make our own way it can be terrifying.

Her voice was a hushed whisper against my ear. An audible smile.

It’s not the people in your life that tell you what you want to hear, it's the people in your life that tell you the truth that count.

Knowing that something is wrong without actively trying to fix it is worse than ignorant neutrality.

Prayer without gratitude is more like complaining.

You learn to exploit genre for the more important things - to my mind - like story, character, image, language.

Non-violence does not signify that man must not fight against the enemy, and by enemy is meant the evil which men do, not the human beings themselves.

Believing hear, what you deserve to hear: Your birthday as my own to me is dear... But yours gives most; for mine did only lend Me to the world; yours gave to me a friend.

If God can be found through the medium of any drug, God is not worthy of being God.