I got a dog-training book. It says Grendel needs mental stimulation, so I tried to train him, but I think he must be retarded.

Now climb, young grasshopper, so your Kung Fu won't be weak.

Black hair, angelic face, and devil eyes.

Strawberry Shortcake called, she wants her outfit back

First rule of bodyguard detail: know where your 'body' is at all times.

If the sky could dream, it would dream of dragons.

The decorator of Las Colimas must have been a great admirer of both early Aztec and late Taco Bell architectural styles.

I'm welding the bimbo room shut.

She can tell you the height of the attacker from the trigonometry of the blood spatter, while I'm fuzzy on what trigonometry is.

I had forgotten that talking to you is like trying to pet a cactus." Saiman said dryly. "Thank you for reminding me." "Always happy to oblige.

Your headlights don't scare me.

It’s been said that I have a problem admitting when I’m wrong. The main reason is because I never am.

As vivacity is the gift of women gravity is that of men.

I Write those words in steel for anything else not set in metal cannot be trusted

If woman is inconstant, good, I am faithful to ebb and flow, I fall in season and now is a time of ripening.

Sometimes you finish the poem, and that last piece clicks in place. Sometimes the poem is finished with you.

We live in a time of the greatest precision and of maximum contrasts: photomontage offers us a means to express this. It shows ideas: photography shows us objects.

Education is the best weapon through which we can fight poverty, ignorance and terrorism.

A half-hour before bedtime, I remind myself that I now deserve to prepare myself for a good night's sleep. You can't focus on your work if you're sleep-deprived even if you have a fascinating job.

Reason is the most active human faculty.

Schools ought to teach students to challenge secular ideologies masquerading as science in the classroom.